Hillbilly Slang

This is for all my michigan family that laugh every time they come here because of the hillbilly slang.So here is a little lesson ofthings you need to know.....
Ifin the barn is smoking that doesnt mean it is on fire..dont call the fire trucks just yet.
Reckon.....could be an answer to a question or something you think you may do.
mightnear..means you almost got it...
over yonder..means over there could be close or could be somewhere in china
barn dance...it when we alll get togher and start drinking that wine shine(which is boonsfarm wine and moonshine)and have a big dance in the barn..caution this could lead to other youngens mouths to feed!!
right nice..this is a compliment as in you look right nice tonight.
geat yet? means have you eaten yet.
around here we have breakfast dinner and supper, not breakfast lunch and dinner
my moms favorite..that might look right nice there mightinit.
hoe down..this does not mean we have killed one of them girls that are you know loose it means we is gonna have a dance.
hitchin..means you are getting married
shot gun wedding is where everyone better like you cause ifin they dont they will stand at yer wedding with a loaded shotgun ready to shoot.and believe me they can shoot the wing off a fly going 50 miles an hour south.
howdy..is a friendly greeting
yall ..that is everyone
hot damn..means its good
yee haw or yee doggy ..means you like it
partner..... could be your wife or the guys you hang out with
cow pasture bing0...a game you play where someone swuares off a cow field with spray paint in blocks and numbers the blocks. you pay for ablock, then they fill ol bessie up as full as a tick and let her go in the field and where the poo lands ifin its your number YOU WIN
corn hole is hillbilly horseshoes..you have two boards with holes in em and you place them a far bit apart and throw corn filled bags in em for points.
bout to ..means you are about to do something in a few
full as a tick on a big dogs ear ..this means you ate so much your full
purtinear..this means close to it.and the list goes on and on