It started out about 5a.m., took some Tylenol pm so I could sleep good, however I had some of the bazaar dreams ever which kept waking me up. Finally I get to sleep about 3a.m. and art 5a.m. the ol trusty alarm goes off.
You see my dog Jemima knows when it is 5a.m. and you are getting out of the bed or she will bark until you finally get up. My other dog Malli is standing at the door with her legs crossed threatening to pee all over the carpet before I can get her outside.
I now have on a night gown, ugly at that, and my hair looked like I was in a terrible wind storm.
How does your hair stick up like that with no moose or gel?
I figure I can slip out the front door with the dogs and let them pee being it was 5a.m. surly the neighbors aren't dwelling outside yet.
I put Malli on a lease and Jamima runs out the front door, not to fast, she is old as the hills and cant run to fast, much less bite someone with the two teeth she has left in her head.
So I'm good still in a droggier state of mind due to the Tylenol pm. I walking out in the front yard past my pretty fall decorations I have proudly placed in my yard.
As I'm walking I stepped in a hole in the yard..here I go down on the ground knocking over my beautiful mums that I have so faithfully watered
O.k. now I'm lying on the ground, nightgown up to my waist trying to get up and the pain in my foot is setting me right back down.
Next the ultimate....Mallie runs up and puts her cold nose right in the bodonkadonk which sent me for a good jilt.
I'm laying there trying to decide if I have been violated or I should laugh or cry.
Finally I got up and limped to the porch, then Jamima runs past me right in front of my feet and knocks me up the stairs and Mallie is coming at me with that terribly cold nose. Not only do I have a skinned up knee now but My foot is hurting and my neighbors decided to come out on their front porch.
How embarrassing was that. At least I had on clean underwear..I have never forgotten the old rule of mama..always wear clean underwear..you never know when you may have to go to the hospital!!!.
I finally got in the house and not only am I terrible embarrassed i have a skinned knee and a cold bodonkadonk . ha ha I decided id laugh and blog about it rather than cry.
The day got a little better..good news no broken bones, just a tattered pride, cold bononkadonk, skinned knee and sore foot but life is good..until next time..take care and pray for our coountry and military!!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
what about the media?
I saw the news today and all they were talking about is how Lynsey Lohan was going back to jail for being an alcholic and drug addict.
No where in the news did they talk about all of your military young men and women that are dying everyday in Afghanistan.
The media talks about how Lynsey needs doctors and rehab. What about your soldiers that are being dismembered by IUDs and suffer from Traumatic Stress Syndrome due to watching all the killing and losing friends and family while they are defending our country.
Would you stand on the front line for your country?
Could you imagine how it would be to see that big lemo pull up in front of your house and a minister and a general dressed in dress blues were heading to your door. nothing needs to be said..that says enough, someone has died serving in the military, uncles, brothers, husbands, wives, friends and more.
Every day they are over there wondering if they are going to be there the next day. a song comes on the radio that reminds them of their children, wives and husbands at home.
the tears that flow when they receive a letter from their children saying I miss you daddy or Mommy when are you coming home.
The media doesn't tell about all the things the military are doing to help this country while we are sitting at home eating what ever we want,watching t.v. and going to sleep at night knowing that they will wake the next morning.
They don't tell about the children that our military become friends with all nationalities. it is not the children's fault that this world is in such a mess.
So next time you are at Walmart, at the airport, anywhere you see someone in military uniform..Take a minute and say thanks you for all you do. they really appreciate it. It gives them reason to be proud for what they are fighting for.
God bless and speed our military you are the reason we are free today Thankyou!!!!
No where in the news did they talk about all of your military young men and women that are dying everyday in Afghanistan.
The media talks about how Lynsey needs doctors and rehab. What about your soldiers that are being dismembered by IUDs and suffer from Traumatic Stress Syndrome due to watching all the killing and losing friends and family while they are defending our country.
Would you stand on the front line for your country?
Could you imagine how it would be to see that big lemo pull up in front of your house and a minister and a general dressed in dress blues were heading to your door. nothing needs to be said..that says enough, someone has died serving in the military, uncles, brothers, husbands, wives, friends and more.
Every day they are over there wondering if they are going to be there the next day. a song comes on the radio that reminds them of their children, wives and husbands at home.
the tears that flow when they receive a letter from their children saying I miss you daddy or Mommy when are you coming home.
The media doesn't tell about all the things the military are doing to help this country while we are sitting at home eating what ever we want,watching t.v. and going to sleep at night knowing that they will wake the next morning.
They don't tell about the children that our military become friends with all nationalities. it is not the children's fault that this world is in such a mess.
So next time you are at Walmart, at the airport, anywhere you see someone in military uniform..Take a minute and say thanks you for all you do. they really appreciate it. It gives them reason to be proud for what they are fighting for.
God bless and speed our military you are the reason we are free today Thankyou!!!!
Linsey Lohham makes the news but guy dying in the war..no news
What is up with that? Linsey Lohan makes the news because she is a drug addict and alcholic but all these guys are dying in afganistation and nothing about the news there.
Our president doesn't want us to know that we are losing sons, fathers, uncles, aunts, and other family members on a daily basis. Can you imagine that big lemo pulling up to your house and those dress blue uniforms getting out. they dont even have to say a word you know that someone has died.
The media will not tell about that. My son in law lost his best friend in iraque he was only 24, all for our country.
would you stand on the front line for your country?
those people are fighting for our freedom, while we are celebrating our holidays with your family, they are fighting for our freedom and risk losing their life.
One day I was at Walmart, these guys that were in uniform where standing in line, I thanked them for all they have done. It seemed to mean alot to them, so If you see a military person, take a minute say thank you it means alot to them..untill next time.
Our president doesn't want us to know that we are losing sons, fathers, uncles, aunts, and other family members on a daily basis. Can you imagine that big lemo pulling up to your house and those dress blue uniforms getting out. they dont even have to say a word you know that someone has died.
The media will not tell about that. My son in law lost his best friend in iraque he was only 24, all for our country.
would you stand on the front line for your country?
those people are fighting for our freedom, while we are celebrating our holidays with your family, they are fighting for our freedom and risk losing their life.
One day I was at Walmart, these guys that were in uniform where standing in line, I thanked them for all they have done. It seemed to mean alot to them, so If you see a military person, take a minute say thank you it means alot to them..untill next time.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Hillbilly Slang
This is for all my michigan family that laugh every time they come here because of the hillbilly slang.So here is a little lesson ofthings you need to know.....
Ifin the barn is smoking that doesnt mean it is on fire..dont call the fire trucks just yet.
Reckon.....could be an answer to a question or something you think you may do.
mightnear..means you almost got it...
over yonder..means over there could be close or could be somewhere in china
barn dance...it when we alll get togher and start drinking that wine shine(which is boonsfarm wine and moonshine)and have a big dance in the barn..caution this could lead to other youngens mouths to feed!!
right nice..this is a compliment as in you look right nice tonight.
geat yet? means have you eaten yet.
around here we have breakfast dinner and supper, not breakfast lunch and dinner
my moms favorite..that might look right nice there mightinit.
hoe down..this does not mean we have killed one of them girls that are you know loose it means we is gonna have a dance.
hitchin..means you are getting married
shot gun wedding is where everyone better like you cause ifin they dont they will stand at yer wedding with a loaded shotgun ready to shoot.and believe me they can shoot the wing off a fly going 50 miles an hour south.
howdy..is a friendly greeting
yall ..that is everyone
hot damn..means its good
yee haw or yee doggy ..means you like it
partner..... could be your wife or the guys you hang out with
cow pasture bing0...a game you play where someone swuares off a cow field with spray paint in blocks and numbers the blocks. you pay for ablock, then they fill ol bessie up as full as a tick and let her go in the field and where the poo lands ifin its your number YOU WIN
corn hole is hillbilly horseshoes..you have two boards with holes in em and you place them a far bit apart and throw corn filled bags in em for points.
bout to ..means you are about to do something in a few
full as a tick on a big dogs ear ..this means you ate so much your full
purtinear..this means close to it.and the list goes on and on
Ifin the barn is smoking that doesnt mean it is on fire..dont call the fire trucks just yet.
Reckon.....could be an answer to a question or something you think you may do.
mightnear..means you almost got it...
over yonder..means over there could be close or could be somewhere in china
barn dance...it when we alll get togher and start drinking that wine shine(which is boonsfarm wine and moonshine)and have a big dance in the barn..caution this could lead to other youngens mouths to feed!!
right nice..this is a compliment as in you look right nice tonight.
geat yet? means have you eaten yet.
around here we have breakfast dinner and supper, not breakfast lunch and dinner
my moms favorite..that might look right nice there mightinit.
hoe down..this does not mean we have killed one of them girls that are you know loose it means we is gonna have a dance.
hitchin..means you are getting married
shot gun wedding is where everyone better like you cause ifin they dont they will stand at yer wedding with a loaded shotgun ready to shoot.and believe me they can shoot the wing off a fly going 50 miles an hour south.
howdy..is a friendly greeting
yall ..that is everyone
hot damn..means its good
yee haw or yee doggy ..means you like it
partner..... could be your wife or the guys you hang out with
cow pasture bing0...a game you play where someone swuares off a cow field with spray paint in blocks and numbers the blocks. you pay for ablock, then they fill ol bessie up as full as a tick and let her go in the field and where the poo lands ifin its your number YOU WIN
corn hole is hillbilly horseshoes..you have two boards with holes in em and you place them a far bit apart and throw corn filled bags in em for points.
bout to ..means you are about to do something in a few
full as a tick on a big dogs ear ..this means you ate so much your full
purtinear..this means close to it.and the list goes on and on
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